I don’t know what it is, but lately every time I watch porn I end up obsessing about the stars unfortunate choices in tattoos. Maybe I’m just hardened (hah!) to the whole thing, but I find myself questioning every decision they made that culminated in them working in the sex industry with a tattoo of Spiderman on his ass. I mean, I like Spidey like nobody’s business, but unless it’s superhero porn where the webbing blasts out of his dick, I don’t need to be thinking about Peter Parker.

Talk nerdy to me